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Pseudohaetera is a Neotropical butterfly genus from the subfamily Satyrinae in the family Nymphalidae. The genus was described by F. Martin Brown in 1943.
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The National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, originally and still colloquially known as Orange Shirt Day, is a Canadian day of memorial to recognize the atrocities and multi-generational effects of the Canadian Indian residential school system. It occurs every year on September 30.
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