{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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