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Borough Market is a wholesale and retail market hall in Southwark, London, England. It is one of the largest and oldest food markets in London, with a market on the site dating back to at least the 12th century. The present buildings were built in the 1850s, and today the market mainly sells speciality foods to the general public.
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Pants Off is the third home video release and thirteenth Bravo stand-up comedy special by stand-up comedian Kathy Griffin and her fifteenth overall. It was televised live from the Segerstrom Center for the Arts in Costa Mesa, California on September 20, 2011, on Bravo. It was released simultaneously with Tired Hooker. It was originally titled \"Kathy Griffin: Pray The Gay Back\".
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Scott Fetgatter is a Choctaw American politician who has served in the Oklahoma House of Representatives from the 16th district since 2016. He was re-elected by default in 2020.
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