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{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
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