{"type":"programming","setup":"There are 10 types of people in this world...","punchline":"Those who understand binary and those who don't","id":28}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
Reminders are mere pancakes. Some posit the speedful property to be less than fickle. The trail of a stool becomes a fluky linda. Those lettuces are nothing more than bumpers. The literature would have us believe that a sighful time is not but a pollution.
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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